Milktoast Brands Adult Offensive Crayons Porn Pack, Gag gift


Price: $63.99 - $10.50
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Offensive Crayons Porn pack: Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister
24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
OUR MONEY BACK (to be more sanitary than the harded socks in a teenage boy’s bedroom or the hands of a politician)
Actually exists…unlike those hot singles in your area
Not recommended for rectal use (or do it, but don’t send us photos)
The perfect funny gag gift for your coworkers, brother, sisters, mother in law, anyone who’s not a child, boyfriend, wife, mistress, hobo, or postman.

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