Price: $14.50
(as of Oct 02, 2023 12:00:29 UTC – Details)
Tired of the same old boring office supplies? Think a ballpoint pen can’t drop a mic? Think again. Our snarky pens are here, and they’re not just here to write—they’re here to roast. ✒ Gag Gift Extraordinaire: Looking for the perfect way to mock your friends? You’re welcome. These pens are gag gifts that keep on giving, especially at that dull white elephant party. Let the roasting begin! ✒ Offensive? That’s the Point: Taking cues from our scandalous cousins, the offensive crayons, these pens are your ticket to the dark humor club. Delicate souls, be warned . ✒ Dripping with Sarcasm: Each pen is inked with snark and sass, so every time you write, you’re not just jotting down notes; you’re serving a slice of attitude. ✒ Your Office Deserves Better: Let’s face it, your desk has been begging for some personality. Give it a dose of sarcastic flair with these novelty pens. Dull office? Not anymore. ✒ Gift It, If You Dare: Coworker’s birthday? Secret Santa? Or just looking to stir the pot? Hand over this unique set of funny office gifts and watch the reactions roll in. Who said stationery couldn’t be scandalous? ✒ Features: Set of premium-quality pens, each with its own sarcastic zinger Smooth writing experience, because function and sarcasm should go hand in hand Sturdy, snarky, and packed in a box that’s almost as cool as the pens inside. Almost. In a world full of bland pens, dare to be the snarky standout. Order this set now and become the office’s reigning sarcasm champion. Regular pens are for regular folks, and you, my friend, are anything but.
Phrases include: That’s Not My Job Per My Last Email I’m Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow This Meeting Could Have Been An Email Oh, For F Sake
Black ink
The perfect gag gift for teachers, brothers, sisters, stoners, parents, step-sisters, janitors, students, girlfriends, grandmothers, plumbers, boyfriends, holidays, coworkers, secret santa, white elephant, office gifts, for the neighbor down the street, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentines, mothers day, fathers day, and more.