Price: $8.77
(as of Feb 05, 2024 09:35:13 UTC – Details)
Crusty Cock Wipes
Farmer Wadslinger has been on a mission to combat the unsightly rank rooster phenomenon which has been plaguing barnyards for centuries. Finally, he had a revolutionary breakthrough that will change the lives of roosters and those who love them forever – Crusty Cock Wipes!
Crusty Cock Wipes are your first defense against funky rooster-related messes. Bust out your package and show those cooties who’s boss!
Funny Rooster Gift for Proud, Prize Cocks
Crusty Cock Wipes are perfect for anyone who could use a laugh-out-loud surprise on any occasion or for no special reason at all. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – KEEP AWAY FROM ROOSTERS
CLEAN COCKS ARE HAPPY COCKS – Crusty Cock Wipes are a revolution in rooster maintenance technology. Don’t let a crusty cock spoil your chances of happiness.
HANDY AND PRIZE COCK APPROVED – A pack of Crusty Cock Wipes is the go-to solution for sticky situations when surprises pop up. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and take care of any unfortunate messes before the hens start clucking.
HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – Inspiring unexpected fits of laughter brightens everyone’s day. Surprise someone with this hilarious package of Crusty Cock Wipes, and the room is sure to explode with laughter.
A HEALTHY DOSE OF ROOSTER HUMOR – Not only is this funny gift for men sure to catch your friends off guard and have them rolling, they’re also awesome moist wipes. No pain, all gain.
A FUNNY COCK GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Crusty Cock Wipes are a hilariously surprising addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.